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In-flight movie reports

8-POINT SCALE

Hamnet

5/8

I don’t really get the hype, but it was right in my wheelhouse of things I should enjoy. It probably should rate higher, maybe an order of operations problem.

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Michael

3/8

An abomination of a movie that normalizes and frankly tries to explain away children getting raped by a musical virtuoso. I have no idea how a South Park parody basically made its way into a movie, but the whole thing is pretty disgusting.

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Nuremberg

5/8

At an age where Russell Crowe plays Gohring is an automatic 5/8. Not a good movie, just a good for me movie. Should be a 4/8 on average.

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The Devil Wears Prada 2

5/8

I loved the first one (6/8), this one is fun, the Tuch is wonderful, Anne Hathaway is perfect, this is not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination.

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Masters of the Universe

3/8

That was a really bad movie. I didn’t watch the cartoon, didn’t have the toys.

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Disclosure Day

4/8

I guess that was a movie. Surprised it was a Spielberg movie. So much Kansas City, which is nice and should bump it a point but doesn’t.

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The Sheep Detective

6/8

If I weren’t a coward, it would be a 7. Surprisingly fun, felt relatively original, just a delightful movie.

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Pressure

4/8

A tidy 4/8. Big fan of Moriarty and The Whale, yet I was not entertained and it was a boring movie imo.

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